I found this interesting from a friend,
Why L adies today are still single?
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men with money, but not loyal which might sleep with you tonight and dump you on the next morning.(Added by me :D )
9. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
10. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
11. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
12. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
Thanks to the person who found this interesting piece of thing :D
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Monday, September 8, 2008
It's like never
Why am I saying this?
My internet connection has been down for almost the whole day until the sun sets.
I've contact "TmNet" technical department at 8.45a.m. and what did they asked me to do?
"Hello Mr,please connect your this that this that and this and that".
I told him that my connection was fine last night and there's no changes done except the connection!
At 5p.m.,I make the call again."Have you try out the direct connection?"
Why why why?They like direct connection so much?Come on man,can you guys please be more efficient?
"I've received news from our technical department that connection in your area is currently down,please try again tomorrow morning ... or maybe afternoon,thank you"
What the?Come on man,are you guys getting free-pay?
Yeah finally,I tried again on 6.30p.m. and it works.
My internet connection has been down for almost the whole day until the sun sets.
I've contact "TmNet" technical department at 8.45a.m. and what did they asked me to do?
"Hello Mr,please connect your this that this that and this and that".
I told him that my connection was fine last night and there's no changes done except the connection!
At 5p.m.,I make the call again."Have you try out the direct connection?"
Why why why?They like direct connection so much?Come on man,can you guys please be more efficient?
"I've received news from our technical department that connection in your area is currently down,please try again tomorrow morning ... or maybe afternoon,thank you"
What the?Come on man,are you guys getting free-pay?
Yeah finally,I tried again on 6.30p.m. and it works.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Tears ; Blood
What will be in your mind,if you realize that you have lost yourself?
She came to me in my dreams,
Staring with her pitiful,painful,pathetic,bloody eyes.
I can feel the pain in you,
I was told that you are not one and only of them.
Differ what is right and what is wrong.
Do not let your purpose,kill your substance
Love yourself while you can,
After you've lost your mind,
There's no turning back.
Any errors found,please forgive me.
Staring with her pitiful,painful,pathetic,bloody eyes.
I can feel the pain in you,
I was told that you are not one and only of them.
Differ what is right and what is wrong.
Do not let your purpose,kill your substance
Love yourself while you can,
After you've lost your mind,
There's no turning back.
Any errors found,please forgive me.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Sad for a "Friend"
Haha,what to say right here?
Oh yeah,there's a person called ShMay a.k.a Ky0
I have been told by her that she was drunk.
How? "3 Cokes"
Wow since when coke contains alcohol?
I don't even know that,still seeking for explanation.
*To those who're able to explain,please approach me=)*
Calling me an "AssHole?"
Look at yourself first :)
ShMay:YOU ASS HOLE YOU LANSI LANYONG LA
Syl :You're the first person in the world who call me LansiLanyong
ShMay: Shutup lar you ass
Syl :What is the theory?Coke could make you drunk?
ShMay :YOU ASS HOLE LAR YOU FAIL ENGLISH LAR!
Syl :Why fail english?
ShMay :Because you don't understand me lar ass hole!
Syl :Oh you drink coke again ah?
ShMay :YOU ASS LAR I DIDN'T TAKE COKE TODAY LAR
Syl :Then why?You said I fail my English?
ShMay :YOU ASSHOLE LAR YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
ShMay :YOU NEVER PAY ATTENTION IN ENGLISH CLASS THAT'S WHY YOU FAIL
Syl :*I was like,Shit,since when we went for English class together?And I don't re-call I fail my English* WHAT THE?Can you talk about some sense?
ShMay :YOU FAIL MORAL LA
-Demmi Appears to be offline,ShMay was the user"
I feel that I'm so stupid to bother with such problematic person.
Things change in our life.
Personalities will never change with no purpose.
Die with honour.
But never live with such "Disgrace"
Oh yeah,there's a person called ShMay a.k.a Ky0
I have been told by her that she was drunk.
How? "3 Cokes"
Wow since when coke contains alcohol?
I don't even know that,still seeking for explanation.
*To those who're able to explain,please approach me=)*
Calling me an "AssHole?"
Look at yourself first :)
ShMay:YOU ASS HOLE YOU LANSI LANYONG LA
Syl :You're the first person in the world who call me LansiLanyong
ShMay: Shutup lar you ass
Syl :What is the theory?Coke could make you drunk?
ShMay :YOU ASS HOLE LAR YOU FAIL ENGLISH LAR!
Syl :Why fail english?
ShMay :Because you don't understand me lar ass hole!
Syl :Oh you drink coke again ah?
ShMay :YOU ASS LAR I DIDN'T TAKE COKE TODAY LAR
Syl :Then why?You said I fail my English?
ShMay :YOU ASSHOLE LAR YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
ShMay :YOU NEVER PAY ATTENTION IN ENGLISH CLASS THAT'S WHY YOU FAIL
Syl :*I was like,Shit,since when we went for English class together?And I don't re-call I fail my English* WHAT THE?Can you talk about some sense?
ShMay :YOU FAIL MORAL LA
-Demmi Appears to be offline,ShMay was the user"
I feel that I'm so stupid to bother with such problematic person.
Things change in our life.
Personalities will never change with no purpose.
Die with honour.
But never live with such "Disgrace"
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Not my day.
The 10 unlucky moments !
Got myself up at 7,reach Jason's house at 8.
We went off at 8.30,traffic jam ! And we reached at 9.25.
Car Park was fully occupied,we went in and out from the other way.
It was blocked by 2 chairs,me and Jason went down to arrange the chairs.
Uncle-Car-Park came and scold us,"#$%^&*&^%$#$%^&*",I was silenced,walk away.
Went into Mr John Lee's microeconomics class.
Mr John Lee : Hello are you in the right class?
Me : Yes ,I'm
Mr John Lee : Why can't you be punctual?
Me : Car broke down*Well,I lied*
Mr John Lee : I don't want any excuses and I don't care
Me : Silenced,walk away.
Mr John Lee :Hey 4 of you behind there,can you all please move to the other side?How many times I have already told you guys,don't sit at the back !
4 of us : Okay,*move to the other side*
Mr John Lee :Hey what is your name over there?Can you please leave your phone alone?*Luckily it wasn't me,it was Mr Andrew*
Mr John Lee :What is free market?
Andrew :Errr...
Mr John Lee :Hey you! What is your name?*OMG It's my turn*
Me :Er......
Mr John Lee : You guys never pay attention,that's why.
Here's again!
Mr John Lee : Hey you,why the right side of the graph is more and the left side is less?
Me : err to balance?*It comes up to my mind,resources or balance?"
Mr John Lee : NO! it's the limit of the resources
*Oh damn it,I'm doomed!*
*Attendance taken,without calling my name*
Approach Mr John Lee,Hey sir,why you didn't call my name?
Mr John Lee:Your name is under group B,I'll see you on Thursday.
Me :But I just attended your class!
Mr John Lee:No I don't care,your name is under group B!
Holy!..Now we're in Introduction to Business Communications!
The lecturer is Richard.
Richard:You guys have missed 3 classes and there will be replacement classes.How many of you can come on Thursday night? 6-9pm?
Crowd:CANNOT CANNOT,WHY NIGHT?I GOT CLASS?
Richard:How about Monday 3-6?
Me:NONONONO Monday cannot!Thursday Thursday!
An Unknown Lady:HEY YOU,I GOT CLASS ON THURSDAY,you understand or not?Hey you understand?
Me: Stunned! You can always request right?You have your choice!
Another one..Mr Richard wants us to introduce ourself ,"If you are from Penang,please tell me which school you from,if you are from other state,then it's ok"
When it comes to me..
Mr Richard:Where you from?
Me:Er..I from Selangor*Well I lied*
Mr Richard:OH which part of Selangor,I from Selangor too
Me:*Oh god..How?* Er..I forget already
Mr Richard:Har?What do you mean by you forget?
Me:Oh I'm from Shah Alam
Mr Richard:OH Shah Alam
Class ended at 5.45
Waiting for Jason's sister to pick us back.
Was told to be at the Foyer at 6.
We called at 6.45.
Er,she'll pick us at 8.
Library closed,thunder storm raining!
Freezing!
Went to Old Town Kopitiam,
Sitting there around with friend's friends and I was bored!
I don't know what to do there.
Sitting there , sleepy.
Was there from 8.45 to 10.30
Well,I'm home at 11.05
Seems like today is not my day!
Got myself up at 7,reach Jason's house at 8.
We went off at 8.30,traffic jam ! And we reached at 9.25.
Car Park was fully occupied,we went in and out from the other way.
It was blocked by 2 chairs,me and Jason went down to arrange the chairs.
Uncle-Car-Park came and scold us,"#$%^&*&^%$#$%^&*",I was silenced,walk away.
Went into Mr John Lee's microeconomics class.
Mr John Lee : Hello are you in the right class?
Me : Yes ,I'm
Mr John Lee : Why can't you be punctual?
Me : Car broke down*Well,I lied*
Mr John Lee : I don't want any excuses and I don't care
Me : Silenced,walk away.
Mr John Lee :Hey 4 of you behind there,can you all please move to the other side?How many times I have already told you guys,don't sit at the back !
4 of us : Okay,*move to the other side*
Mr John Lee :Hey what is your name over there?Can you please leave your phone alone?*Luckily it wasn't me,it was Mr Andrew*
Mr John Lee :What is free market?
Andrew :Errr...
Mr John Lee :Hey you! What is your name?*OMG It's my turn*
Me :Er......
Mr John Lee : You guys never pay attention,that's why.
Here's again!
Mr John Lee : Hey you,why the right side of the graph is more and the left side is less?
Me : err to balance?*It comes up to my mind,resources or balance?"
Mr John Lee : NO! it's the limit of the resources
*Oh damn it,I'm doomed!*
*Attendance taken,without calling my name*
Approach Mr John Lee,Hey sir,why you didn't call my name?
Mr John Lee:Your name is under group B,I'll see you on Thursday.
Me :But I just attended your class!
Mr John Lee:No I don't care,your name is under group B!
Holy!..Now we're in Introduction to Business Communications!
The lecturer is Richard.
Richard:You guys have missed 3 classes and there will be replacement classes.How many of you can come on Thursday night? 6-9pm?
Crowd:CANNOT CANNOT,WHY NIGHT?I GOT CLASS?
Richard:How about Monday 3-6?
Me:NONONONO Monday cannot!Thursday Thursday!
An Unknown Lady:HEY YOU,I GOT CLASS ON THURSDAY,you understand or not?Hey you understand?
Me: Stunned! You can always request right?You have your choice!
Another one..Mr Richard wants us to introduce ourself ,"If you are from Penang,please tell me which school you from,if you are from other state,then it's ok"
When it comes to me..
Mr Richard:Where you from?
Me:Er..I from Selangor*Well I lied*
Mr Richard:OH which part of Selangor,I from Selangor too
Me:*Oh god..How?* Er..I forget already
Mr Richard:Har?What do you mean by you forget?
Me:Oh I'm from Shah Alam
Mr Richard:OH Shah Alam
Class ended at 5.45
Waiting for Jason's sister to pick us back.
Was told to be at the Foyer at 6.
We called at 6.45.
Er,she'll pick us at 8.
Library closed,thunder storm raining!
Freezing!
Went to Old Town Kopitiam,
Sitting there around with friend's friends and I was bored!
I don't know what to do there.
Sitting there , sleepy.
Was there from 8.45 to 10.30
Well,I'm home at 11.05
Seems like today is not my day!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Presentation !
Before the presentation,
A "me" with pathetic ugly hair!*I know I'm vain* ,Mr Andrew drove us to the salon.
Okay,the question I hate the most,"What kind of hair style you want?"and the worst answer,"I don't know,you decide"Hey it's so stupid.
Before the presentation,the first step into the theater
SyN @ May Yong :Wah you look like an uncle!
SyL :Wah you look like an auntie!
Omg! The funny feeling! "Hey, it's a pathetic welcome"
Sitting at the back,playing around*Yeah because I was nervous!*
Finally,after an hour,it's our turn!
We took our seat and here...we...go!
I feel relaxing after my speech,time to take some rest there.
Here comes the Q&A part!Stupid Jay Velu and Jason Beh,two stupid J's! asked a question
"Does politics causes war?"
Mr Andrew(Leader) : er..
Me *I want to answer!* :What do you mean by politics?What kind of politics do you mean?
Jason Beh : politics Lah,like politics
Me: Oh,you mean the opposition side or the government?*I was stupid and panic that time*
Jason Beh : Politics lah !
Some Unknown Senior : Hey,he's asking you a question you don't understand?
Me : Hey,I don't even know what he is saying.
Some Unknown Senior : He said does politics causes war?
Jason : yah like they have different ideas,they will cause war?
Me : If they have different ideas,they'll solve it out in the parliament,YOU dont have to worry!
Some Unknown Senior :Hey,what is war then?
Me :War is*panic* err..
Mr Andrew :War ensures peace
Some Unknown Senior :Then why is still war?
Me:As Miss Beh had stated,violence couldn't solve anything.
Some Unknown Senior :How can you assure that?
Me: You try to hit someone and see how are you going to escape?
Some Unknown Senior :Yeah"voice from loud to soft" I escape before , once
Me: Then you can try it again.
*Miss Goh shows some sign."end it end it"*
Our Group:Okay that's all for today,thank you very much,thank you all.
"So-called Senior,I've left him a pride as a Senior or I'll address him something more terrifying."
Hell! I shouldn't be panic,that's what I always be.
Anyway it wasn't that bad after all,Maybe..
A "me" with pathetic ugly hair!*I know I'm vain* ,Mr Andrew drove us to the salon.
Okay,the question I hate the most,"What kind of hair style you want?"and the worst answer,"I don't know,you decide"Hey it's so stupid.
Before the presentation,the first step into the theater
SyN @ May Yong :Wah you look like an uncle!
SyL :Wah you look like an auntie!
Omg! The funny feeling! "Hey, it's a pathetic welcome"
Sitting at the back,playing around*Yeah because I was nervous!*
Finally,after an hour,it's our turn!
We took our seat and here...we...go!
I feel relaxing after my speech,time to take some rest there.
Here comes the Q&A part!Stupid Jay Velu and Jason Beh,two stupid J's! asked a question
"Does politics causes war?"
Mr Andrew(Leader) : er..
Me *I want to answer!* :What do you mean by politics?What kind of politics do you mean?
Jason Beh : politics Lah,like politics
Me: Oh,you mean the opposition side or the government?*I was stupid and panic that time*
Jason Beh : Politics lah !
Some Unknown Senior : Hey,he's asking you a question you don't understand?
Me : Hey,I don't even know what he is saying.
Some Unknown Senior : He said does politics causes war?
Jason : yah like they have different ideas,they will cause war?
Me : If they have different ideas,they'll solve it out in the parliament,YOU dont have to worry!
Some Unknown Senior :Hey,what is war then?
Me :War is*panic* err..
Mr Andrew :War ensures peace
Some Unknown Senior :Then why is still war?
Me:As Miss Beh had stated,violence couldn't solve anything.
Some Unknown Senior :How can you assure that?
Me: You try to hit someone and see how are you going to escape?
Some Unknown Senior :Yeah"voice from loud to soft" I escape before , once
Me: Then you can try it again.
*Miss Goh shows some sign."end it end it"*
Our Group:Okay that's all for today,thank you very much,thank you all.
"So-called Senior,I've left him a pride as a Senior or I'll address him something more terrifying."
Hell! I shouldn't be panic,that's what I always be.
Anyway it wasn't that bad after all,Maybe..
Merdeka Merdeka Merdeka!
It's the 31st of August 2008 ! Which is Malaysia's 51st Birthday.
How was it?I don't see much "Jalur Gemilang" around the street and it's not as overwhelmed as the By-Election for the P44 Parliament seat.But what we've used to heard,"Hey,how about clubbing on the Merdeka's night?" It's quite right to say it that way but not "Hey,Merdeka! Lets go to some clubs and celebrate!".Hey,the purpose to be there is not really about celebrating the National Day.Don't mention that a "night club" would put National Flags around with National Anthem?No Right?Merdeka is just another reason for spendings.
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